Censored fanfic

(fanfic)

Harry is sitting in the training room at Ministry with other wizards. There is a training going on of button cells or something but Harry isn’t focusing because it is taken by the Dementor who hurt him.

She is trying to bury the evidence of what happened to save her ass. There is a Death Eater in the training room too, he has long hair and he has filthy teeth. He is trying to help the Dementor survive by betraying Harry’s trust. But because they have their masks on the wizards at Ministry cannot recognize them.

Harry is about to cry and suddenly the lights go off in the entire building.

Doctor strange is flying right outside the training room and looking inside through the glass at Harry’s seat.

The lights come on but the time is frozen and so are all the wizards in the wizarding world except for the Dementor and the Death Dater and Doctor Strange, obviously.

Khaleesi is sitting in Harry’s place in his seat and Taylor is singing “baby let the games begin” in the background. Khaleesi is wearing a fucking hot silver tube top and black shorts and silver trainers (obviously).

Khaleesi looks the dementor straight in the eyes and says in a voice that is calm yet has a roar to it, “Do you know whom you are messing with my love?”

The Dementor shivers and so does the Death Eater.

Khaleesi, “I heard you were projecting your insecurities onto Harry instead of taking up therapy”

Dementor shiver and mutters, “I didn’t do anything”.

Khaleesi laughs, “oh is it so? okay then, I will send you “Colin glass and multi surface cleaner” (not sponsored) for Christmas since there is a buffalo sticker covering your mirror at home. how does that sound to you?”

Dementor goes mute.

(trigger warning: violence)

Khaleesi gets up from her seat and says, “Leo, I’m leaving this for you”

Thalapathy enters the training room with his axe while the entire wizarding world is still frozen in time. “Badass” starts playing in the background.

Khaleesi leaves the room and closes the door. She can hear the Death Eater and the Dementor scream even though the room is sound proof.

She walks away and goes to the Cafeteria and sits there. Her heart is heavy because Harry had loved them so much since the beginning and he really didn’t see the betrayal coming. She closes her eyes.

Kendrick Lamar sings, “You forgive, you forget but you never let it go”, in the Cafeteria.

THE END.