(fanfic)
Khaleesi and Padfoot are standing outside 4 Privet Drive.
Khaleesi is wearing a fucking hot grey tube top with black short skirt and grey trainers. She has paired it with a brown cardigan.
Padfoot is snuggling Khaleesi’s leg. Khaleesi smiles and says, “Sirius focus.”
Padfoot starts barking. Dudley runs out of the house to see who it is. He is shouting and looks grumpy as always. He has a chicken piece stuck on his teeth and his hair looks filthy. When he sees Khaleesi, he looks startled and takes a step back.
Khaleesi, “Hello fucker, long time no see. I haven’t forgotten how much you bullied Harry. I never forget.”
Padfoot barks violently.
Dudley gets scared and says, “I’m so much better than Harry.”
Khaleesi raises an eyebrow and says, “Go fuck yourself! Oh wait, you have difficulty in feeling horny right? See a gynecologist first and then go fuck yourself! you’re fit for only that.”
Dudley squeaks, “My mum is going to hear about this.”
Khaleesi laughs, “You mean the woman who sucks the dick of random men who isn’t your father? Karma is the fire in your house.”
Dudley looks back. Khaleesi’s dragons are circling on top of his house and breathing fire at his house. 4 Privet Drive is ablaze.
Khaleesi screams, “Dragon Warrior!!!”
“Shake is off by Taylor Swift” starts playing in the background.
Po is standing on top of the house opposite Dursley’s and he is playing with a fire ball. He does his kung fu stuff and screams, “Skadoosh!!”
The fire ball launches at Dudley and hits him on the chest and he shoots behind to the fire and the Dursleys burn to ashes with their filthy house.
Khaleesi wears her sunglasses and turns to Po. Padfoot turns back to Sirius and holds her hand.
Khaleesi, “Butterbeer anyone?”
THE END.
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