Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

(fanfic)

Harry is sitting with Khaleesi in his room. They are talking about his sister in law (let’s call her Anu) and everything that she did to him. Harry keeps his head on the table and sighs tiredly.

Khaleesi rolls her eyes and says, “That egoistic maniac. I know what to do.”

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Khaleesi walks into the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. She is wearing a fucking hot pink fit and flare dress and a white bow with white sneakers (obviously).

Khaleesi narrates what happened.

Fred smiles.

George says, “I know what to do.”

Khaleesi, “Thanks George. I owe you one.”

George, “Anything for you my lady and by the way I’m Fred.”

Khaleesi, “Oh I’m sorry Fred.”

Fred, “I’m Fred.”

George, “No it’s me.”

They both start laughing.

Khaleesi sighs, “Boys please focus.”

George, “You expect us to focus when you’re dressed like this.”

Khaleesi goes red in her cheek and says, “Stop flirting, I have a boyfriend.”

Fred, “Who might that be?”

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Anu walks towards her car to drive to work. She sits inside and starts the car. But the tire is punctured.

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She fixes her car and comes back home but she forgets her wallet in the car, so she goes back to the basement and finds the car filled with broken eggs.

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Anu goes to sit down to work on her laptop but as she is going to sit the chair moves back to the very end and she falls on her bum.

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She is having lunch and pours the chicken curry on the rice but it is too sweet and when she drinks water it is too salty.

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Anu is sleeping at night and at midnight there is fireworks bursting outside her room and loud drums playing.

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She is walking to buy groceries but suddenly it pours rain, like cats and dogs and she gets drenched badly.

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Anu comes back home and says to Harry’s brother, “I don’t think these are coincidences.”

Khaleesi is sitting inside their house in the couch and she says sweetly, “It’s your delusion sister.”

THE END.