(fanfic)
Draco Malfoy is having lunch at a restaurant. He has a dead expression on his face and really doesn’t know how to smile. He looks constipated AF as always.
Khaleesi walks into the restaurant wearing a fucking hot black backless satin dress. She has paired it with flats (obviously). She walks up to him and says, “Well look who it is, mind if I join you?” She doesn’t wait for a response and sits opposite him.
Khaleesi, “Harry told me about how much you tortured him.”
Draco, “I’m the most beautiful man in this world, everyone else are ugly peasants. Everyone looks at me because they are in love with me and wants to fuck me.”
Khaleesi stifles a laugh and removes her sunglasses and keeps it on the table and says, “A flying panda.”
Draco looks at her confused.
Khaleesi, “Oh, I thought we are playing a game of who can be more delusional.”
Draco gets angry and his constipated face looks even more constipated. He spits out, “You don’t know who my father is.”
Khaleesi smiles, “Oh I’m well aware of that evil sex obsessed manipulative monster. Also, please come back to earth Draco uncle, no one wants to fuck you, Rajesh might fuck you but trust me, he will fuck anyone with boobs.”
Draco gets angry and throws his food.
Khaleesi, “Don’t you think you need to concentrate on your coming out instead of forcing others to talk about their sexuality.”
“You need to calm down by Taylor Swift” starts playing in the background.
The person sitting in the next table who has his hoodie up, drops the hoodie back.
He lifts his metal arm effortlessly and in a zap Draco drops dead on the floor.
Tony Stark yawns and sits next to Khaleesi.
Tony, “I’m so hungry, can we order pancakes please.”
Khaleesi, “I love pancakes.”
THE END.
rachana rajan <3 