Dear Diary.

I was not attracted to Nitish Vijaykumar, varun venugopalan, yadhunandhan, prashant bhat and other boys. Never in a million years.

Now that I understand what “I like you” and “I have a crush” means, I feel like banging my head on a wall for all the times I said that to ugly boys.

I never liked them. I was never fucking interested in them.

I was just playing and faking to fit in.

I already listed the people I used to like.

I humbly request other uncle and aunties to stop jumping.