Dear Diary.

After a lifetime of traumatic, heroundous and disgusting experiences.

I’ve realised I can never be friends with a man, no matter what his age.

My intentions are always pure. I look only for friendship.

But men always (when I say always I mean ALWAYS) want to sleep with me. Period.

I don’t want to go through the trauma again, so no thank you. I’m not interested in being friends with the male species.

I’ve learnt my lesson.