Note.

Also, I openly tell women I like that I like them.

I have made a list.

You can ask the people in the list. I openly told them I like them.

I openly tell people when I like them. I don’t beat around the bush.

I never stare at anyone’s boobs in real life because I’m not fucking attracted to women in real life.

I’m attracted to women online but that’s only 5% of the time when I’m bisexual.

Also, I don’t like every tom dick and harry. I have my type and stuff.

Also, I’m always fucking direct.

I directly tell everything.

I don’t know who the fuck started this shit that I say something and mean something else. I want to fucking slap that person.

I’m sure it’s Voldemort. I want to fucking slap him and throw eggs at him.

He ruined my life. Bloody motherfucker.