Note.

Draco was obsessing over a manager who looked at 2-3 times at Ministry.

She spoke about him continuously for 2 years (I think) saying that he was in love with her because he looked at her 2-3 times.

She would even walk in front of him so that he looks at her ass.

Her ass btw is very flat.

So yeah,

When I met her one day she was walking in front of me and I said you have a sexy back as a joke.

I was thinking about the song sexy back, yes.

Anyway, that was an inside joke referencing the manager. If she didn’t get it, it’s not my fault.

Also, I’m not an ass person. I’m a boobs person.

And most importantly, I like boobs only online whenever I’m bisexual.

When I’m not bisexual I’m not interested and in real life I’m definitely not interested in any way bisexual or not bisexual.