In Askaban shruti used to eat idli by dipping it in a bowl full of sambar.
So one day I joked idli is skinny dipping in sambar and laughed, I had watched it in a movie recently.
It was supposed to be funny.
I make jokes like this like all the time. Anyone who knows me knows that I try to keep making jokes and adding humor and imagination to regular things around me.
When I met Will 2 years ago. We ordered mushroom dish and when I poked it with my fork the sauce oozed out.
So I said to Will, the mushroom just farted and laughed.
The right people get my humour.
Even when I did whatever I did in the sleepover right after we sang that song from dostana, I clearly said ooo kunal exactly like the movie.
Whatever Nick did.
It was within context of what happened.
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Also, I wanted to kiss just once.
But Bellatrix took advantage of it and dragged it.
We used to meet at mg road theatre and she used to kiss me.
She used to make me pay for the movies and pay for the cabs, food etc.
She was using me.
She made me send money to his account and buy him things.
She knew I was innocent and took full advantage.
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Psycho divorcee used to make me play songs in the car, I wanna be your slave was his favorite song. That’s why I played it along with so many other songs which he liked.