Please don’t try to lure me, don’t make a move on me, don’t blame me for liking your face.
If you do this, I will show you a mirror and abuse you till my heart’s content.
You’re not going to like it when I reject you.
So please don’t start shit.
Please keep it platonic with me always.
I have already found someone I love, which everyone clearly knows.
So I’m genuinely honestly not interested.