Note.

Every single person in this world feels gasy and farts.

Everyone.

Everyone will have bad breath when they eat certain food or when they don’t drink water for a long time or if they don’t go to the dentist regularly.

A few men I met on a date had bad breath when I kissed them.

They were amazing but for some reason it didn’t go well.

I didn’t close my nose and create a scene.

I just stopped kissing quietly and later came back home.

I’m not an illiterate and unethical nincompoop like the monster at the crochet class.

Also,

I didn’t have bad breath that day.

My mouth was dry, that’s it.

I was anxious and I had period cramps and I was extremely tired.

I was traumatized by that monster.

Later, they tried to frame me when I called out their shit.

I hope karma gets them.

I want justice for what happened.

I want justice for what happened with the dentists as well.

I want justice for what happened at Askaban.

For the record, I have never eaten chips and farted at Askaban.

I fart the normal amount like everyone else in this world.

I want justice for every slander and lie that was said about me.

Every unjust pain that was inflicted on me.