Note.

Everyone always likes me and has a lowkey crush on me.

I have that thing about me.

My imperfections have nothing to do with my allure.

Men never know how to keep it platonic. Apparently even women.

I’m not interested in anyone.

I’ve been extremely clear about whom I like.

I request everyone to please keep it platonic with me.

Please don’t make it weird.

Just because someone is a creepy fan and desperate to be my friend doesn’t mean I should comply.

I don’t respond to force and desperation.