Just because I’m bisexual doesn’t mean I will like every single Tom, Dick and Harry.
If I want it, it’s easy and effortless.
I just have to pick my favorite.
I humbly request vulgar aunties, behenjis and uncles who are beneath my standards to stop jumping.
Before you jump please look at a mirror and understand what you look like.
I don’t call innocent people names.
But if you fuck with me I will definitely show you a mirror and bring you back to earth.
Thank you.