Louder for the ones at the back please.

Just because I’m bisexual doesn’t mean I will like every single Tom, Dick and Harry.

If I want it, it’s easy and effortless.

I just have to pick my favorite.

I humbly request vulgar aunties, behenjis and uncles who are beneath my standards to stop jumping.

Before you jump please look at a mirror and understand what you look like.

I don’t call innocent people names.

But if you fuck with me I will definitely show you a mirror and bring you back to earth.

Thank you.