You need to calm down.

I don’t like every single Tom, Dick and Harry.

I’ve been extremely clear about my bisexuality.

I humbly request women to stop behaving questionable with me.

Please don’t try to lure me.

Please don’t make a move on me.

Please don’t sexually assault me.

Please don’t force me to go to your house.

Please don’t spread false accusations.

Please don’t blame me for liking your pathetic faces.

Please don’t attack me when I don’t like you.

Please don’t attack me when I reject you.

Please for heaven’s sake behave.

I already have someone that I love.

I’m not interested in anyone.

When I like someone I directly say it, I don’t beat around the bush.

Please keep it platonic with me.

Please don’t make it weird.

If you fuck with me, I will definitely thrash you ethically.

Please behave.