Note.

I find most women vulgar and repulsive.

There’s a fine line between vulgar and hot.

Most women cross that line.

I’m not attracted to women IRL.

I’m bisexual only 5% of the time.

And it’s only online.

My feelings are feeble and temporary.

Also. Men.

I’m not attracted to men as well.

I find most men disgusting and creepy.

I’m demisexual.

I’ve had crushes.

But they are feeble and temporary.

Whenever I like someone.

I directly say it.

I don’t beat around the bush.

I’m extremely picky when it comes to my romantic likings.

I need to be intellectually stimulated to like someone.

I have fucking standards.

If I want it.

It’s easy and effortless.

I just have to pick my favorite.

I might not be rich and perfect.

But I’m way too classy and sophisticated for this shit.

I don’t need anything from anyone.

I humbly request vulgar aunties, behenjis and uncles to stop jumping.