Note.

After you become successful.

Random ass side characters from the past will suddenly text you.

They will suddenly start forcing a non-existent relationship/friendship with you.

They will start using words like.

Good friend.

True friend.

Favourite cousin.

Favourite niece.

Chuddy buddy.

Mele mein bichde hue baayi behan.


Make sure you ask them to FUCK OFF.